greetings all you miserable mixels it is I, nixel, who has brought you a special message:
starting now, I will nix everything. I will pay higher support for my nixel comerades, who wish to be known and loved. to this day, I will bring many things: unhappiness, school, and misery. this wiki should be called the nixels wiki and I disapprove of everything on this wiki. before you get mad, I will tell you a horrible joke: why did the chicken cross the road? to go to the same spot where he was before. hahahahahaha that was so funny. anyways, enough of that schnixel. I will promise all of you a horrible future. I may get banned form the chatrooms, but I don't care. it is your fault you exist.
here, have some of majors delicious cupcakes. also:
ALL HAIL KING NIXEL
Just Keep Nixing!