Zaptor: Are you tired of your regular sidewalk?
Vulk: Yeah?
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Vulk: Wow, Zaptor brand Potholes? how does it work?
Zaptor: Zaptor Brand Potholes work like 1 2 3! 1. Purchase a Zaptor Brand Pothole, 2. Place your Pothole on the ground 3. Have fun!
Vulk: Is that it?
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Vulk: Wo-wait what?
Zaptor: Wait, theres more! order in the next 2 seconds and you get a free hamlonga sandwich! too late
Zaptor: Zaptor Brand Potholes, there child-safe!
Zaptor Brand Potholes are available in Black Markets Mixels Landwide!
Zaptor Brand Potholes are not responsible for any injuries and or deaths
Zaptor Brand Potholes are a division of Electroids Inc, so if you get injured or die, blame Teslo!