Nixels (episode)/Transcript

[Episode opens in Magma Wastelands.]

Flain: Welcome, welcome, to the Infernite Kingdom my Cragster compadre! So, Seismo, all I gots to say is: let the rad fun begin!

Seismo: Yeah, Flain! Rad fun! Rad fun!

Flain: And the radness begins on our lava slide! Ready?

Seismo: (Now wearing flotation device and goggles with snorkel.) Lava slide! Lava slide!

Flain: (Places sun tan lotion on the bridge of his nose.) Then let's get it on!

Nixel: (Falls from the sky, hitting Flain in the head.) Nix!

Flain: What the?!

Nixel: Nix, Nix, Nix!

Flain: Ugh...a Nixel. Why you guys always got to nix our fun?

Nixel: (Points at Flain and Seismo) Mixels? (Raspberrys.) Nixels? (Creates gesture of thumbs up.) Heh...

Flain: I don't think so!

Seismo: (Laughs.)

Nixel: (Hits Flain again.) Nix!

Flain: Dude, quit it! (Nixel repeatedly hits Flain.) Cease the lameness.

[The Nixel attempts to nibble Seismo's foot, Flain and Seismo glare at each other in annoyance, Seismo kicks Nixel off.]

Nixel: (Crashes into rock, pops out of shell for a moment.) Nix! (Whistles. A horde of Nixels pop up surrounding the two Mixels.)

Flain: (Panicking.) Pull out the Cubit, pull out the Cubit, pull out the Cubit! (Seismo pulls out a Cubit.) Hah! Let's mix up a--

Nixel: (Knocks Cubit out of Seismo's hand.) NIX!

Flain: Aw, schnixel!

[The Nixel swarm jumps on Seismo and Flain, repeatedly knocking them into a state of near helplessness.]

Flain: We gots to find the Cubit!

Seismo: No see Cubit! 

[A Nixel laughs in the background with the Cubit in his hands. Flain and Seismo pounce the Nixel and touch the Cubit somewhat fearfully and a nimbostratus cloud appears. A bolt of lighting crashes and zaps them, mixing Seismo and Flain into Flain & Seismo Mix]

Flain & Seismo Mix: (In Flain's voice.) Oh, yeah! Let's get Mixel! 

[The Nixel swarm screams fearfully as Flain & Seismo Mix stomps to the ground with his foot ablaze, yelling. Every Nixel is wiped out and eventually, the lava slide is "upgraded."]

Flain: Super ginormous ultimate lava slide!

Seismo: Rad fun! rad fun!

Nixel: (Hits Seismo in the face) Nix!

Flain: You got to be kidding me!

Nixel: (Swings fist at Mixels.) Nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix! (Raspberrys. Seismo steps on the Nixel. It sticks to his foot as he and Flain walk towards the slide.) Nix nix! Nix nix! Nix nix!

[Cut to "The End" logo.]

Nixel: (Destroys the logo, pops out of his shell for a moment, returns to it, and falls.) Nix! Nix! Nix nix nix! Nix! Nix! Nix nix nix!!!