A Quest for the Lost Mixamajig/Transcript

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Act 1

[Start on a barren blue planet that pans down into Nixels Land.]

King Nixel: (Offscreen.) Mixels…Mixels…Mixels, everywhere!

[Nixels start to pour into the cavern, chanting. They form two sections as a light shines in the back. King Nixel is revealed, and the Nixels raise their hands up. King Nixel starts to walk forward and the Nixels drop down in a bow as he walks towards his throne.]

King Nixel: With their candy-like assortment of colors, their nauseating way of working together, and constant Mixing, Mixing, Mixing! I hate the Mixels to pixels!

[Cut to Major Nixel running in, panting. He stops and bows at King Nixel.]

Major Nixel: Your highness, I assure you we—

King Nixel: SILENCE, MAJOR! (Major Nixel drops to the ground.) You have failed to crush the Mixels!

[Cut to Major Nixel, lifting his head up.]

Major Nixel: Y-yes, Your Hugeness! But, we’re getting reeeallly close…

King Nixel: SILENCE!

[Major Nixel falls down on his face again. King Nixel walks up to him.]

King Nixel: This time, you will not fail me, Major. Or I’ll have your pretty mustache!

Major Nixel: (Lifting head up.) No-no-no-no, Your Greatness! In fact, I have a plan!

King Nixel: MUZZLE YOUR SOUNDHOLE! (King Nixel’s mustache pops off of his face as he gasps.)

Major Nixel: (Gasps, grabs up for the mustache and drops down, panicking.)

[A Nixel in the background looks up and laughs, King Nixel grabs his mustache back.]

King Nixel: (Nasally voiced.) Gimme that! You never saw anything. (Puts his mustache back on, voice returns to normal.) I don’t need another one of your feeble plans, Major! This time, we’ll use my feeble plan. You see, Major: the Mixel lives to Mix. To Mix, you’ve got to get along. And if not… (A cloud with a rainbow Cubit, Gobba, and Tentro appears by him, they touch the cloud and create the Gobba & Tentro Mix, which starts to punch himself with his tentacles. King Nixel starts to laugh.) Yes…

[Cut to a capsule being maintained by Nixel construction workers as it rises up. King Nixel talks as this goes on.]

King Nixel: (Offscreen.) As we speak, a plan is in motion to create a seed of discontent. One that’ll have them at each others’ throats! We’ll lure them with false treasure, gathering all the Mixels together in one place, where they can easily be exterminated! (Fade back to King Nixel.) You must find us a lackey, Major, one of simple mind. We’ll send him on an adventure he’ll never forget!

Major Nixel: I-I get it!

King Nixel: You have your orders, Major Nixel!

Major Nixel: At once, Your Bossiness! (Scampers away still on the ground.)

[Nixels fill the screen in a wall. Cut to the Frozen Volcanoes. Krog and Chilbo are standing on a tall snow slope, with Snoof on a smaller one next to them. Krog and Chilbo slide down, laughing. Krog then high fives Chilbo.]

Krog: Yeah! (Looks around.) Where’s Snoof?

[Cut to Snoof looking out.]

Snoof: Gee, everyday it’s the same ol’ thing. We climb to the top of the hill and we slide back down. For what? It’s all just so…ordinary! I want something more. I wanna be someone special!

[Cut back to Krog and Chilbo.]

Krog: Snap out of it, Snoof, and get your tuckus down here!

[Cut back to Nixels Land. Major Nixel is running through a corridor on a catwalk. He ends up at a station where five Nixels are working at. There are two blue screens showing maps of Mixel Land.]

Major Nixel: All right, then. Show me what you’ve got.

[The five Nixels tower up and the top one slides the screen. A card of Berp is seen, shoving food into his mouth at a rapid pace. Cut back to Major Nixel.]

Major Nixel: Mm, too munchy.

[Cut back to the Nixels. The Nixel slides away Berp’s card and replaces it with one of Volectro. He is by a shower nozzle and putting on a shower cap. He turns on the nozzle and reaches offscreen to grab a sponge. He soon zaps himself, then turns into a smoldering pile, with only his still-blinking eyes remaining. Cut back to Major Nixel.]

Major Nixel: Too late.

[Cut back to the Nixels. The top one slides Volectro’s card away and replaces it with Snoof, who is still on top of the hill.]

Snoof: …Is there such a thing as a perfect mix? Say like, ice…and more ice?

[The Nixel gestures to Snoof. Cut back to Major Nixel.]

Major Nixel: Too brainless! W-wait a sec, let’s have a closer look.

[Cut to Snoof in the Frozen Volcanoes.]

Snoof: Oh, Maximum Mixel, if you’re out there, I don’t wanna be just another Mixel in the crowd…

[Cut back to the Nixels. The five Nixels are still standing on top of each other, with Major Nixel watching. Snoof is still on the screen.]

Snoof: Make me somebody truly special!

Major Nixel: Now there’s someone dimwitted enough for His Royal Highhorse!

[Major Nixel laughs. The Nixel stack turns around, all five saluting. Stomping noises are heard as King Nixel’s face appears reflected on the monitor.]

Major Nixel: …He’s behind me, isn’t he?

[King Nixel clears his throat as Major Nixel turns around to face King Nixel and salutes.]

King Nixel: You may keep your mustache for now, Major. So he yearns to be special, yes? Be careful what you wish for! Proceed with the plan, Major!

Major Nixel: (Saluting, two Nixels walk in while he does so.) At once, Your Flatulence! (To the Nixels.) You have your assignment, men.

Nixels: (Salute, then blow a kiss) Nix, nix! (Run off.)

[Cut to the two Nixels exiting through an elevator onto the platform. They run down it and jump into the capsule, which screws down.]

Nixels: Nix, nix, nix, nix, ooh!

[The capsule goes off its hinges and starts to rise up. Cut inside the capsule, where the Nixels are seated and buckled in, grinning at each other. Cut back to outside the capsule. It is lifted out of a crater hatch and a mechanical slingshot launches it skywards. The capsule leaves a trail of smoke behind it as the Nixels are heard screaming. Cut back to Snoof.]

Snoof: Oh, great Maximum Mixel, if I’m really, truly special, come on down and show me a sign!

[Snoof waits. Nothing happens for a while. He sighs and looks downwards. The capsule zooms past him. Eventually, a trail of smoke in the shape of an arm goes towards him and pokes him on the head, beckoning him to follow.]

Snoof: (Gasps.) Now that’s what I call a sign! Come on, you guys! (Rockets down the hill, crashing into Chilbo and Krog.) Hi-diddle-dee-dee!

Krog: Hey, what’s going on? (He and Chilbo follow after Snoof.)

[Cut to the capsule flying, with Snoof still following.]

Snoof: I knew it, I knew it!

[Cut to the capsule flying over the Swamplands. A background Glorp Corp is fishing in a slime lake. Cut to a row of nose houses, where another background Glorp Corp is on a bike, throwing newspapers. Dribbal and Gurggle exit their respective houses, with Dribbal picking up his newspaper.]

Gurggle: Whoo! It really smells in there! (The capsule flies over the two of them.) Holy Mixels!

Dribbal: What is it?

Gurggle: I think it’s a Mixelroid!

Dribbal: Ooh! My grandmother had one of those!

[The Frosticons race in, knocking Gurggle and Dribbal down.]

Snoof: ‘Scuse us!

Krog: Coming through!

Dribbal: What was that?

Gurggle: Come on, let’s find out!

[Gurggle and Dribbal race off, Slusho flies in, following.]

Slusho: Wait up, guys!

[Cut to the capsule still flying. Cut to the interior of the capsule, the Nixels piloting it look nervous. Cut back to the outside of the capsule, it flies above Muncholand, where two Mixels are seen having a picnic. The habitat shifts into a computer screen image of the location. King Nixel’s reflection appears.]

King Nixel: Ah, Muncholand. The perfect place for a soft landing.

[Cut to Muncholand. Multiple Mixels are in the background, holding onto food and talking to each other. Vaka-Waka and Snax are in the foreground, Vaka-Waka holding an ice cream cone, Snax holding a bag of popcorn.]

Snax: Wow, cool party! (Eats some popcorn.)

Vaka: Yeah, but where’s all the food? I’m starving! (Eats the entire ice cream cone.)

Snax: (Pointing.) Joy! Here comes a waiter!

[Cut to Berp walking, holding a tray of food in each hand.]

Berp: Hors d'eouvres, finger food, munchies, canapes, a can of peas! Whoa! (Is grabbed by Vaka-Waka and swallowed.)

Vaka: So vat’s this etiquette? (Points upwards, Snax drops his popcorn in shock.) Great Mixels! Vat is that?!

[Cut to the Munchos watching the capsule fly over them.]

Snax: What does it mean?

Berp: (Popping out of Waka’s mouth, holding a tray of cocktail weenies.) Cocktail weenies!

[The cocktail weenies stand up on the tray and wave, and then point to the direction the capsule went.]

Cocktail Weenies: Oooh!

[Cut to the capsule flying over a hill.]

Berp: What is that?

[The capsule lands, causing a loud explosion that topples the various foods of the environment. The Munchos walk up.]

Waka: Oh, my Mixels!

Snax: It scorched that field of Mixmallows!

[Cut to the hole where the crater landed.]

Waka: Let’s go check it out!

[Cut back to the Munchos.]

Vaka: Und bring some chocolate!

Berp: And graham crackers!

Snoof: (Zooms past, knocking the Munchos into the air.) Comin’ through!

Krog: (Zooms past.) ‘Scuse us!

Chilbo: (Zooms past.) Sorry!

[The Munchos fall onto their rears.]

Vaka: Vell how do you like that?

[The Glorp Corp runs in between the Munchos.]

Gurggle: Gang way!

Dribbal: Pardon us!

Vaka: All the nerve!

[The Frosticons, Glorp Corp, and Munchos peer into the crater.]

Slusho: What is it?

Chilbo: It’s a rock!

[Cut to glowing egg-shaped object buried in the ground.]

Snax: It’s an egg!

Dribbal: It’s an egg-rock!

[Cut back to the Mixels.]

Snoof: No. This is meant for me! I asked for a sign, and this is it!

[Cut back further, the Mixels stand away from the crater.]

Gurggle: Ey, so what? You think it belongs to you? Because we found it too!

[Cut to the Munchos.]

Vaka-Waka: (In sync.) Who are you?

[Cut to the Glorp Corp.]

Gurggle: Ah, che palle, who is us. We are the Glorp-a Corp!

[Cut back to the Munchos.]

Vaka: And ve are ze Munchos and you happen to be in Muncho Land.

[Cut back to Gurggle.]

Gurggle: So I suppose you think you own it?

[Cut to the Frosticons.]

Snoof: Hey, wait just a Mixel, we were here first!

Krog and Chilbo:Yeah!

Krog: Hey, look!

[Cut back to the capsule.]

Krog: Is doing something!

[The capsule unscrews and shoots out a blue light. Cut back to the Mixels surrounding the crater. The light is spilling out of the crater.]

Dribbal: Stand back!

Mixels: Whoa!

[The Mixels back away, continuing to panic, as the light spills out further. The shadow of the Maximum Mixel puppet materializes in the light. Cut to inside the crater, where the Nixels are working the puppet. Cut to back outside the crater, where the Maximum Mixel face is fully formed. The Mixels raise their arms in awe.]

Maximum Mixel: Behold. I am the Maximum Mixel! I bring you great fortune and happy wonderfulness!

[Cut to Krog and Snoof.]

Krog: Sorry I doubted you, little buddy.

Snoof: Aww, that’s okay, Krog!

Krog: (Scooping up Snoof, giving him a noogie.) Noogie!

[Cut back to the Maximum Mixel puppet.]

Maximum Mixel: But first, you must perform a quest!

[Cut back to Krog and Snoof, Krog is still carrying Snoof.]

Snoof: A quest?

Krog: (Angry, shaking Snoof and dropping him.) Now look what your delusions got us into, stupid!

[Cut back to the Maximum Mixel puppet.]

Maximum Mixel: You must undertake a search for fantastic riches: the long-lost Mixamajig! (Cut to a pan of the Mixels staring in awe, with the Munchos eating, the Maximum Mixel continues to speak.) To its possessor, the Mixamajig shall grant all of their wildest Mixing hopes and dreams! (Cut back to the Maximum Mixel puppet.) The question is, which of you is special enough to be chosen as the keybearer?

[Cut to the Munchos. Snax is still eating popcorn while Berp is juggling.]

Vaka: Oh! I could use some vonderfulness! Maybe I could be the chosen one!

Berp: First, you gotta be worthy! It’s just one big juggling act. (Swallows the fruit he’s juggling and winks.)

[Cut to the Glorp Corp.]

Gurggle: I think maybe I should be the chosen one! It’s in the blood!

Dribbal: Please! I am the essence of worthiness! (Snorts, his snot falls to the ground.)

[Cut to the Frosticons.]

Krog: No chance here!

Chilbo: (Laughs nervously.)

Snoof: (Crossing his fingers.) Pretty, pretty please, choose me, choose me! (A glow forms around his hands as the Mixamajig key materializes in them and a spotlight shines over him.)

Maximum Mixel: Oh, worthy one. Take this key; never let it out of your sight!

Snoof: (Gasps) I’m the chosen one! (Laughs and stomps his foot.)

[Cut to the Glorp Corp.]

Gurggle: Hey, come on, why does he get the key?

Dribbal: Yeah, why?

[Cut to the Nixels working the puppet.]

Maximum Mixel: Remember, chosen one, (Cut to the Maximum Mixel.) the key will show you the way. That’s all for now! Toodle-loo! (The light blinks out and the face disappears.)

[Cut to Vaka-Waka as the others surround him, minus Snoof.]

Waka: Listen up, people! Look, the way I see it, we all found this egg, meteor, pod thingy, whatever it is. So, I am sure there will be plenty of happy wonderfulness to go around for all nine of us, if we all just work together.

Krog: Yes, but let’s not tell anybody else. It’s our little secret, okey-dokey? (Chuckles.)

Gurggle: Right, nobody else needs to be in on it, capiche? Say, where’s the little blue bambino with the key?

All: He’s gone!

[Cut to Snoof speeding through Muncholand.]

Snoof: Yah-hoodle-lee-doo! It’s mine, all mine! After all, I am the chosen one! (Holds the key out, it starts to glow.) Lead the way, oh mighty key! Let’s claim my prize!

[Snoof continues to zoom forwards. Cut to Krog.]

Krog: Snoof, buddy… (Starts to sob, the tears fill his eye and he opens it, letting the water pour out. He closes it, and then grows angry.] Wait ‘till I get my hands on him!

[Krog walks up towards Gurggle and Vaka-Waka.]

Gurggle: Your little friend is very speedy. We’ll never catch him now!

Krog: I know how we can catch that little runt. (Pulls out a Rainbow Cubit.) We can Mix!

Waka: Oh, my!

[Cut to the Mixels surrounding the Cubit.]

Krog: Everybody, take hold of the Cubit!

[They all grab onto the Cubit, yelling, as a white light spreads out from it. Electricity in the color of the three tribes explodes out of it as parts of the Mixels spiral into three sections. The Mondo Mix splash appears, as the three Mondo Mixes are formed.]

Mondo Mixes: Boo-yah!

[The three of them head off in Snoof’s direction. Cut to Snoof, still speeding along. He looks behind him and gasps. The third Mondo Mix rolls over Snoof, crushing him flat and sliming him, as the key flies into the air. The Mondo Mix uncurls and catches the key.]

Mondo Mix 3: Got it! (The second Mondo Mix flies past him and snatches the key.) Hey!

[Cut to the second Mondo Mix laughing. Suddenly, a blob of slime falls on top of him. Cut to the first Mondo Mix, whose tail is now dripping with slime. He flies down to the second Mondo Mix and grabs the key.]

Mondo Mix 1: Now who’s the chosen one?

[The third Mondo Mix bounces into the first one, sending him flying and knocking the key out of his hand. Cut back to Snoof still speeding off, he grabs for the key and catches it, as he skids to a stop.]

Snoof: What?! Eee!

[Cut to the second Mondo Mix flying towards Snoof, cackling, as an ice trail forms on the ground from his tail. Snoof panics and starts to speed off. He speeds in front of Snoof, spreading the ice trail in front of him and onto a cliffside. Snoof slams into the cliff and falls down, stars covering his head as the key flies upwards. The second Mondo Mix, standing on the cliff, catches the key.]

Mondo Mix 2: Hah! Don’t mind if I dooo-!

[The first Mondo Mix shoves the second off the cliff, making him drop the key and fall. The first Mondo Mix stands on the cliff and catches the key. He cackles and jumps downwards. The mouth of the third Mondo Mix is set up like a hole in the ground. The first Mondo Mix lands on it, and the third snaps him up and rolls back up, grabbing the key and running off. Cut to Nixel Land, King Nixel, Major Nixel, and two Nixels are watching the chase on the monitors.]

King Nixel: Excellent! The Mixels are taking the bait!

[Cut to the second Mondo Mix hiding behind a rock formation. The third Mondo Mix is bouncing towards his direction. The second Mondo Mix spits out a puddle of slime, causing the third Mondo Mix to skid on it. He bounces down the rock formations, until he hits the ground, causing the first Mondo Mix to launch out of him and the key to fly out of his hands. Cut to Snoof, still lying on the ground, the key hits him in the head, knocking him back into consciousness.]

Snoof: Yee-ow! The key!

[He suddenly gasps as revving noises are heard. Cut to the three Mondo Mixes staring Snoof down from various areas. They all zoom towards Snoof. Panicking, Snoof launches himself upwards with his ice boosters, as the three Mondo Mixes collide, demixing into the eight separate Mixels, who all fall to the ground, followed by Snoof, who grows dazed. He groggily looks up, to see Chilbo, Krog, and Vaka-Waka angrily confronting him. He stands up, looking at the eight Mixels angrily staring at him.]

Snoof: Hold it, y’all! I’m the chosen one, it’s my key!

Krog: Look, we’re all Mixels here! The right thing to do is to work together!

Snoof: Oh, I suppose you’re right, Krog. Hmph…

Gurggle: I think there might be a village down the road.

[Cut to a far shot of Klinkerton in the distance. Cut back to the Mixels. Snoof holds the key out in front of him as it glows.]

Snoof: The key agrees! Come on guys, follow me!

[The Mixels head towards Klinkerton, all chattering and laughing. Iris out.]