Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26784904-20140529230430/@comment-24926943-20141011002352

Hyperealistic Gaben wrote: While Shuff was chasing Zorch with a rake, Shuff kissed Zorch. The two fell in love with eachother, and licked eachother because they were lollipops, and then Zorch ate Shuff. Shuff and Zorch went to a wedding and Flain said "Will you mix with this annoying prankster?" and Shuff and Zorch screamed "YES!!!" like M. Bison did. A month later, Zorch soon became pregnant. He zoomed to the hospital with Shuff to give birth to his baby. The doctor was Doc Mcstuffins. Doc Mcstuffins got mad when she saw that Zorch was pregant, so she said "YOU ARE A TOY! YOU AREN'T THE REAL BUZZ ZORCHYEAR, YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE! YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAY THING!" Zorch replied once he turned into Buzz Lightyear. He said "You are a sad sad little man." and then the doc gave birth to the baby. The baby was this thing right here. later, the baby ate the entire town and everyone died. The end!

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL OMFG