Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26305983-20160619171411/@comment-26531552-20160906215736

"Hey, mom, dad, guess what? I got a B plus in home-ec today! Miss Simian said my soufflé was divine."

"Yeah, that's very interesting."

"I also learned how to do a cartwheel. You guys wanna see?"

"Yeah, yeah. I'm very proud of you son."

"I also crashed your car on the run from the police after I robbed a bank."

"Uh-huh, good for you."