Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26784904-20140529230430/@comment-73.36.251.15-20140914134526

Here's Scorpi, and Footi's just given him some Brussel sprouts, And if there's one thing he can't stand it's...Brussel sprouts. Footi said, "eat it," and Scorpi says, "I don't want to." "Eat it." "I hate Brussel sprouts, all leafy." Then Footi said, "Don't you talk to me like that, when I was a boy I had to put whatever my mom put in front of me. Do you know that there are some people who give their right arm to have Brussel sprouts, to have half of their Brussel sprouts because they haven't had anything to eat for a whole week. I'm telling you this, if you don't eat your Brussel sprouts there will be no dessert, and I've made something rather nice, I think you know what I mean." So here it goes, in goes a bit of Brussel spouts...Just like a fool. First the leafy bits, they get in between his teeth and the heart, it's all crunchy and it's leafy bumpy all the way down "Oh no! This is horrible!" So he starts to pout, he makes his eyes lightly squinted and his mouth all puckered. Footi said "I don't want you having another one of your tantrums, now stop with that pouting."

He never did eat his Brussel sprouts, he never got any dessert either. And the dessert was cookironi cake. But, and this is a Big but. The cake was overcooked and it was very rich, and had a little taste of thick cooking oil. So when they were eating dessert Scorpi said, "Slowing down, are you?" So Footi said "Leave us alone." Not long after, a few seconds later, Hoogi and Footi looked all soggy with their cake gone wrong, so they hunched their shoulders and..."PPWWWOOOOOOHHHHHH!!" Spat some onto their plates. Scorpi said "stopped, have you? Then Hoogi said "It was horrible."

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