Thread:Meltus88/@comment-24735698-20170213233218/@comment-25228383-20170426193621

Lil&#039; Freddy Fazbear wrote: Mixingitall wrote: FURTHER INTERROGATIONS OF THE VEGGIE BURGLARS WILL ENSUE TO FIND OUT WHO THIS KING IS AND WHY THEY WANTED TO STEAL THE FAMOUS TIPPY PAINTING WE HAVE INTERROGATED THE CRIMINALS

They've admitted to stealing it for somebody named King Darius.

We'll interview the king at 6:00 EST. BREAKING NEWS

ANOTHER GANG HAS ATTEMPTED THEFT OF THE FAMOUS TIPPY PAINTING! WHEN THE AUTHORITIES ARRIVED, THEY LEFT NO TRACE, EXCEPT FOR A MESSAGE THAT SAYS "'BOWIE CONSTRICTOR' IS A TERRIBLE PUN"