User blog:ChillyFreeze/Badly Translated Thingy

So I translated this..

Nurp-Naut: Meltus, do you want to play Mixelball? Meltus: Can'taaacchoOO! I've got a terrible coldaaaaCCHOOO! Nurp-Naut: Alright Meltus, I understand.. Do you want to play, Vampos? Vampos: Yesh, that would be quite nicesh.

to this..

Nurp-I-I:so, if you want to play Mixelball; Malthus taaacchoOO! ColdaaaaCCHOOO me! Nurp that:I understand that you want to play Vampos;I understand Malthus Vampos:flash nicesh.

And this..

Chomly: Gimme five! Rokit: These armcannons could severely hurt you if you tried hitting them. So please don't. Krug: What he's saying is no. Chomly: Fine then! I'll just kidnap Kraw and Slumbo! Rokit and Krug: WAIT, WHAT!?

into this.

Chomly:Give me five! Back armcannons a serious problem in areas like security, for example. If the attack you want to do, so,please, please,please, don't do this. Yoxdemək. Chomly! Frame Slumbo some of them! In this case,what can we expect? ?

Translations done with http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

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