User blog:Muscle Nixel/Muscle Nixel: Fitness Buff

'''NIIIIX! NIX NIX NIX NIX!'''

(Hello, dear reader. We  will be using a translator to translate this weirdo's language.)

NIX! TODAY, WE'RE GONNA GET RIIIIIPPPED!

MUSCLE NIXEL'S GUIDE TO GETTING RIPPED:

FIRST, '''go to sleep. THEN, WE HAVE 24 HOURS TO GET YOU RIPPED! RIIIIIIPPED! NIX!'''

NOW, WAKE UP REALLY EARLY AND RUN 3 MILES.

'''NEXT, DO A HUGE AMOUNT OF PUSH-UPS. '''

'''THEN,  LIFT 269 POUND WEIGHTS WITH THREE NIXELS ON TOP. '''

'''AFTER THAT, PUNCH MAJOR NIXEL IN HIS FACE ABOUT TWENTY TIMES. NIX!!!'''

'''FOLLOWING THIS, USE A BUNCH OF NIXELS AS PUNCHING BAGS. (DON'T WORRY, IT DOESN'T HURT THEM. MUCH.)'''

'''NOW, TAKE A 40-SECOND BREAK. USE YOUR BREAK TO ADMIRE KING NIXEL'S 'STACHE. YOU KNOW IT'S GOOD.'''

'''FINALLY, AFTER THIS, PUNCH A BUNCH OF TARGETS HELD BY NIXELS. '''

WAIT, NO, THERE'S MORE!

'''NOW YOU'RE TOTALLY RIPPED. DON'T FORGET TO DO ALL OF THIS MOSTLY ON YOUR UPPER BODY, NIX!'''

'''TO FINISH OFF, GO DESTROY EVERYTHING IN YOUR PATH. RIP THOSE MIXELS APART! NIIIIIX!'''