User blog:Wuzzo/Get your own Chainsaw Nose!

Hi it's me Wuzzo and today I have something very special for you: You can buy your very own chainsaw nose! Only for $5.99!

With my chainsaw nose, You can: As an offer bonus, you can get TWO chainsaw noses PLUS a free Major Nixel plush toy to cut in half with! ALL FOR $5.99!
 * Cut things in half!
 * Have bad coordination!
 * Last but not least, RULE THE WORLD.

Well that's all I have to say! Have fun with your own chainsaw nose! This is Wuzzo signing out!