User blog comment:CoinsCP/The Mixels Wiki Grocery Store/@comment-28321606-20151012155722

Plot twist:

But suddenly, 22,238 Booglys appeared! It was awesome and it ruled, but not as much as Creepermen who Rule. However, it got Chilly. I got frostibite so badly, it would've Freezed soon. Meanwhile, my friend, D. Mixhel S, is performing a magic trick. After he did it, he said "Dadaw!", instead of "Tadaw!". But, he soon asked where Derek Is. He was instead trying to survive a FlainStorm. Those natural disasters are so Hyper and Realistic that he had to call his friend Gaben on the phone, but he didn't call. Meanwhile, another friend of mine was Mixing It All. However, a Mixel named "Jacobo" mixed 101 of them! That Mixel, however, fell inside a Sarkophagus. To show faith, he exclaimed, "Hey! Mixels have Floras too, you know?!" He gave up and got stuck in that sarcophagus... After that, I went into the kitchen and found Slusho, eating 48 gummy candy for Snacks. He oddly added 257 Sprinkles on it though. When he finished his snack break, he found on the news that The Golden Cubit is found underground somewhere. He wanted to look for it but this wacky genius invented a rainbow-powered TARDIS that went back in time in 2004. He cussed "ToaMatua!!!" Meanwhile, Tungster was buying 8 popsicle boxes, which were $30 each. The flavor was Watermelon Sunshine. However, Zorch Zoomed in hot like a Torch and took 20 boxes of them and got a discount. Overall, my fingers froze, Derek didn't survive the FlainStorm, Jacobo got stuck in a Sarkophagus, Slusho is stuck in 2004, and Zorch ate popsicles.

What a completely normal day...