Thread:Mixingitall/@comment-27496690-20180407224308/@comment-25228383-20180416231447

An introduction for one of the post-scratch simpsonstuck kids (if there is a scratch)

Your name is CECIL TERWILLIGER and you are ANNOYED AS EVER.

You are currently picking up your brother from the juvenile detention center.

You, like any normal child, live in SPRINGFIELD. However, you are not exactly what one considers a “normal child”. Rather, you are the only one in your immediate family who is legally allowed to drive, and your older brother, ROBERT, has gotten himself into trouble with the law. For the 5th month in a row. He is an intelligent young man, but his constant threats and violent tendencies haven’t done him well. You care about him, you honestly do, but you just wish he wasn’t so stupid, in a legal sense. You have arrived at the JDC and intend to exit with Bob right in front of you with his mouth shut.

Your chumhandle is cecilTerwilliger and you write in a way that “is most eloquent and well-edited, indeed”.