Thread:ZootyCutie/@comment-25228383-20170810132543/@comment-25228383-20171001034638

K this is just to vent some minor frustration but

I absolutely despise it when people say they ship Jareth and Sarah. First of all, she (in the movie) is 🐬🐬🐬ing FIFTEEN! BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN FRICKING WORSE? WHEN PEOPLE MAKE EDITED JARAH PICTURES THAT ARE "DARK AND EDGY, YET SO ROMANTIC!" TO MAKE WHAT'S ALREADY AS BAD AS A COLD TURD SANDWICH IN A DUMPSTER-AND-GREASE FIRE IS WHEN IT HAS CAPTIONS LIKE "This is what Sarah SHOULD'VE done!" AND IT'S SOME FAKE QUOTE SAYING SOMETHING STUPID "OH, JARETH, STEAL ME AWAY AND COMPLETELY IGNORE THE FACT THAT I IMMEDIATELY REGRETTED WISHING TOBY AWAY AND THAT I'M 15 AND YOU'RE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD BECAUSE IT'S ~SO ROMANTIC~" IT JUST MAKES ME WANNA CRAWL THROUGH THE SCREEN INTO THE PERSON'S SMELLY BASEMENT AND BEAT 'EM WITH A STICK WHILE YELLING "DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE GOSHDARN MOVIE?! ARE YOU FRICKING DENSE?!"

TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, THE JARETH X SARAH SHIP IS 🐬🐬🐬ING DISGUSTING AND THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT TO BE EVEN SUPPORTED BY THIS MANY PEOPLE. IT'S GROSS, ABUSIVE, AND JUST FRICKING WEIRD.

I had to really get that off my chest...