User blog comment:Hyperealistic Gaben/Ask Volectro!/@comment-25335834-20150102182111/@comment-25266642-20150102182925

Here are the instructions:
 * 1) Watch Nyan Cat for 10 hours and keep your eyes focused on it.
 * 2) Drink lots of coffee.
 * 3) Drink lots of soda.
 * 4) Laugh a lot.
 * 5) Scream.
 * 6) Shock yourself with a taser.
 * 7) Explode.
 * 8) Now you're done.