Thread:ZootyCutie/@comment-25228383-20180304191628/@comment-25228383-20180422023645

The Prince of Time descends before the crowd, as they gasp in fear and awe.

Bob: LOOK BEFORE YOU! I HAVE BECOME A GOD, AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE THAT YOU COULD NEVER SHACKLE DOWN!

Chief Wiggum, probably: If you’re God, prove it!

Bob: Alright!

Bob puts his hands forward.

Bob: LOOK AT MY HANDS, AND YOU WILL SEE!

Lenny, probably: Fingerless gloves?

Bob: YE-

Bob: I MEAN, NO, YOU IDIOT! HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT YOU ALL HAVE FOUR FINGERS?! WELL, I HAVE FIVE! I CAN WEAR BRASS KNUCKLES AND IT WILL HURT EVEN MORE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bob: But then again, I use the Knifekind strife specibi so I doubt that would be useful. Anyways, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bob continues laughing as the crowd panics