Thread:Hyperealistic Gaben/@comment-25266642-20150128233545

(Note: This is for chat)

My dearest Shuff,

With the light of love as my guide, the feather of angels as my pen, and the blood of Aphrodite as ink, I weave my thoughts for you.

How my body sweats and trembles with desire, when my thoughts turn to drinking the sweet nectar from your full lips, which is sweeter then the honey dripping from the lips of the Goddess Aphrodite herself.

What manner of creature can resist your mysterious black eyes which swirl like whirlpools and flash like lightning whenever I say something silly to you.

How could any human being miss your beautiful radiant blonde hair flowing in the sunlight? Such beauty reminds me of the colour of canaries. Please don't take that the wrong way, cos I think canaries are cute, even though they bite. Don't you think Tweety Pie is cute?

Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....having said that I do love my MP3 player which I've had to replace twice, because you keep smashing it up for not letting you borrow it, but thats besides the point. My point is that I love you and my love for you is unique (isn't it weird how the word 'unique' and 'eunuch' sound the same? The word Unix also sounds similar, but 'Chimpanzee' doesn't)

I have to tell you one thing though. I really do love your bum. I think that is the most amazing part of you, and is the most amazing thing on this planet! God, I wish I could do nothing but stare at your beautiful bum all day (besides eating, drinking and sleeping of course). That would be pure heaven for me!

Anyhow my love, I must bring this letter to an end now. But I must tell you something. I've always wondered what you would look like in White underwear. I really think you would be the hottest thing on this planet in White underwear and you could easily overthrow any model out there! If you wear those for me, I promise to worship you and treat you like royalty (Just so long as you don't make me clean your toenails with a toothbrush! I draw the line there).

With every breath in my body and every fibre of my soul, I wish you a velvet kisses drenched, and love-soaked Valentines Day.

Forever and eternally yours and yours only,

Zorch

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