User blog:Seductive Freddy/Krog's Cook Book

Hey hey my fellow wikians. I have a product for you! Its called KROG'S COOK BOOK. The book is essentially a well...cookbook. (dang it Jerry. stop misspelling words on my script.) As I was saying, this magical book of the cooks can be found at your local Walmart.

To show you how magical this product is, here is an example of how to make a sandwich.

Sandwich

 * Two slices of bread
 * One slice of cheese
 * Seventeen fire hydrants
 * Four chickens
 * Twenty Five Bananas
 * Nine Pillows
 * One Hundred Coconapples
 * Sixty Seven pounds of cat liter

Buy it now for only 725 mucks. Order it in the next ten minutes and it comes with The Frosticon's Book Package that includes:
 * Flurr's Guide to Flying
 * Slumbo's Sleeping Book
 * Lunk's Tutorial on Allergies
 * Chilbo Explains Quantum Physics(by ChillyFreeze)
 * Krog's Cook Book
 * Snoof's Adventurous Adventure