Thread:Mixingitall/@comment-27496690-20180407224308/@comment-25228383-20180415021220

Your name is BART SIMPSON and you are HAVING A COW, MAN.

Your interests include ACTING OUT CELEVER PRANKS, COMICS, and VIOLENT TELEVISION.

You are live in lovely SPRINGFIELD, USA and you were about to leave your room, which more or less resembles a cultic shrine to children's television personality, KRUSTY THE CLOWN. Downstairs is your DAD, likely and loudly having another can of alcohol. Ay caramba, you want to get out of here, but for the moment, you may as well converse with your friend, who is currently pestering you.

Your chumhandle is childlikeGambit and you write in a way that :o)<(Any cool kid can type, man)