User blog:Hyperealistic Gaben/Original Series 3 Descriptions

I found the most pointless thing in the world. I wonder who wrote fanon all over the place.

Glorp Corp
A tribe based on goo or snot. They are all female live in a castle in the deepest part of a deep swamp. Their cubits are green.


 * Glomp - She's got gooey hands, so avoid handshakes!
 * Glurt - Super speedy, she's always ready for action and in love with Zorch.
 * Torts - The incredibly super strong member.

Thoughts on Glorp Corp
Apperantely, they kidnapped themselves in their own evil castle! Seriously, I DO NOT like how a gross tribe would have females. Also, WHAT THE HECK IS WITH THE DESCRIPTIONS OF GLOMP AND GLURT!? Glomp's gooey hands do not attack at all! They don't even count as slime. Also, Glurt sounds like a blatant rip-off of Zorch, probably why "she" loves Zorch.

Spikels
A tribe based on spikes. The three are defensive and spin rapidly. Their cubits are light tan.


 * Footi - The one with spiny legs and gargantuan feet.
 * Hoogi - Has huge hands for crashing and smashing.
 * Scorpi - Has a spike-ended tail for defense.

Thoughts on Spikels
Meh, dislike the spinning spike powers. I do have one thing to say. HOOGI SMASH!

Wiztastics
A tribe based on magic. All three can turn invisible and have different patterns on their bodies. Their cubits are purple.


 * Mesmo - Has a star pattern and shoots lightning bolts from his eyes.
 * Magnifo - Has a moon pattern and shoots moon boomerangs from his hands.
 * Wizwuz - Has a star and moon pattern and shoots grenades by spinning his tail.

Thoughts on Wiztastics
THIS ONE IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE FEMALE RUMOR. What do you call a wizard with one spell? It's pure evil! Mesmo is way too close to being an Electroid. Let's give another dude that power, possibly a new Electroid... Magnifo has nothing to do with magic, as he has MAGIC WANDS, not a water gun and a BOOMERANG for a weapon. Okay, put Wizwuz in a Call Of Duty game. CN will be rich if you did so. And their main power... Well, that's a completely different story.