User blog:Mixingitall/HEY GOOBERS ITS YA GURL AND SHE NEEDS HELP

SO, AS WE ALL KNOW, I'VE SEEN A HANDFUL OF WEIRD STUFF. BUT NONE CAN COMPARE TO YOUTUBE CHANNEL GLEN GORDON'S PARODY OF RINGO STARR'S "PHOTOGRAPH", "VASELINE".

Link: https://youtu.be/Fof1V-8hcb4

Ok, in all seriousness, I have no idea what this person is doing because they're speaking some kind of ancient spider language. This channel does a lot of parodies of the infamous Beatles cartoon (and a strange amount of Mr. Magoo content?), and from what I've seen they can be lewd in nature.

Does anyone want to help me understand what this person is saying? Like, a little wikia forensic team to analyze weird shizz?

Lyrics From What Little Mixing Can Understand
Every time I see your [???],

It reminds me of a [???] used to go(?)

Now all I have is some Vaseline,

And a ball of string(?!?)

[???]

I [???],

The day you ran away

I tried to catch you,

[???]

[???] expecting me,

To(?) [???] without you

[???]

*sobbing noises*

Yeah so can you guys help me understand what the heck this is.