Thread:MixedSerpent/@comment-68.46.183.53-20140605224202/@comment-24732395-20140611220557

Me: Hey Shuff, you know what would make this even better?

Shuff: What?

Me: Instead of something like a C4, how about something with a little SHRAPNEL in it?

Shuff: Yeah!

Me: (pulls out three shrapnel grenades) Ok, on order for this to work, I need to stand behind you, but don't worry! You're made of stone, the shrapnel won't even scratch you, and there's barely any BOOM in the explosion.

Me: (pulls out pins of the three shrapnel grenades) And before Flain literally starts bleeding from the inside, who want's oxygen tanks so we don't drown in blood? Here take one!

Me: (puts on gear)

Shuff: (puts on gear)

Me: It's a miracle how they haven't went off yet! Shrapnel away!

Me: (throws grenades and hides behind Shuff) Don't worry, these oxygen tanks and gear won' be affected by the shrapnel either! (grenades go off causing Flain to bleed to death from the inside, allowing me and Shuff to escape)

Me: This won't be a happy ending until I take a shower.