Thread:MixedSerpent/@comment-174.98.192.129-20140620143607/@comment-174.98.192.129-20140620231229

Alright, let's dive into the deep, dark abyss. Zorch: Drink it in pal! That's how failure tastes!
 * Zorch: Let's do this!
 * Volectro: Let's settle this like gentlemen!
 * Zorch: You and me!
 * Volectro: Queen's rooms?
 * Zorch: Put 'em up, pal! Come on, tough guy!
 * Volectro: Ough!
 * Zorch: This guy's that! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
 * Volectro: Well, off to visit your mother! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
 * Zorch: Dominated, ya' shapeshiftin' rat! Agh!
 * Volectro: You died as you lived, RUNNING AWAY. Oof! Ugh! Aaaaaaaagh!
 * Zorch: Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beating your freakin' head in, huh?
 * Volectro: Here lies Scout (Zorch)! He ran fast, and died a virgin!
 * Zorch: He-hey, look! You're shapeshiftin' into a dead guy! Gaagh!
 * Volectro: Weren't ya supposed to be GOOD at dodging? AAAGH!
 * Zorch: Look at this! Just scavin' your skull, my back is still dry. No clumps or hair, NOTHING.
 * Volectro: My I borrow your earpiece? This is Scout (Zorch)! Rainbow make me cry, over!
 * Volectro: Nothin' personal, I just had to shut you up! Aagh!
 * Zorch: Hey knucklehead, you aint gonna win! Ugh!
 * Volectro: So, your Deadly Skill is JOGGING? Mine is MURDERING PEOPLE. Oof!
 * Zorch: Hot the bricks, pal! You're done! Oh, are you gonna cry? YOU'RE GONNA CRY NOW?
 * Both: (Scream in death)