Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26305983-20160619171411/@comment-27442677-20160802134558

Tiketz Simulator 2016 wrote: [get ready for healthy eating (lol sorry for spamin dhmis here)]

I choose a pizza slice! Bread and cheese and taste of nice!

What's that? A pizza slice? You're better off with plain white sauce!

What's that? Plain white sauce? Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!

Doesn't matter, just throw it away! Why not try something else on your tray?

Ooh, what's that? A lovely pie? But you're gonna end up sad inside!

''Ugh, sad inside! You're gonna make me sick!''

''What's your choice? High-string beef? High-string beef makes your kidney spleen!''

''What's that? You kidney spleen? Your kidney spleen makes your teeth go grey!''

But everyone has their teeth go grey! Just eat yeast and it'll go away!

How much have you had today? Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey

How about some onion paste? Looks like fun; have a taste!

That wasn't onion paste! You shouldn't eat food from a strangers plate!

'''A STRANGERS PLATE! (x15)''' I choose, a pizza slice! Bread and cheese with tastes of nice! What's that? A pizza slice? But you're better off with PLAIN WHITE SAUCE What's that? Plain white sauce? Plain white sauce makes yer teeth go gray! Doesn't matter, just throw it away! Why not try something else on your tray! What's that? A lovely pie? But you're gonna end up sad inside. Ugh! Sad inside? You're gonna make me sick, BLEEEEEAGGGH I choose, ice cream beef! Ice cream beef? Ice cream beef makes yer teeth go gray! What's that? Your KID-ney spleen? Kidney spleen makes yer teeth go gray! But everyone has their teeth go gray! Just eat yeast and it'll go away! But how much have ya had today? Too much yeast makes ya teeeeth go graaaaaay How about some onion paste? Looks lik blood, have a taste! That wasn't onion paste! You shouldn't eat food from a STRANGER'S PLATE (x15)
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