Thread:ZootyCutie/@comment-25228383-20180304191628/@comment-25228383-20180430165527

acquiredCruelty [AC] began pestering christlikeGratitude [CG]

AC: Ned, may I ask you something?

CG: you can sure-diddly-do! :D

AC: Those copies of that game you found. How many were there?

CG: i can’t say i remember, neighborino. but i’m sure there’s enough for all our friends! :D

AC: Great.

AC: Could you send me the file for the extra copy? I was hoping my pen pal from Italy could join us..

CG: i just checked i goshdarn-diddly can! :D

AC: Thanks..

acquiredCruelty [AC] ceased pestering christlikeGratitude [CG]

You sigh as your overly enthusiastic acquaintance sent the link. You didn’t hate Ned Flanders, not at all. You wouldn’t consider murder like you would Herschel or Homer’s Dad. It’s just that the boy would get on your nerves more often then not.

acquiredCruelty [AC] began pestering appuntoAmore [AA]

AC: Hey, Fran. My friends and I were going to play this game, and we were wondering if you want to join us.

AA: that’d be lovely Bob! <3

AA: What’s it called? :O

AC: It’s called Sburb.

AA: Okay!

AC: Here’s the link to download it. Love you! Ciao! <3

With a smile, you exit the chat. You love Francesca. She was probably the only person you could talk to. As you think this, you get a message from Ned.

christlikeGratitude [CG] began pestering acquiredCruelty [AC]

CG: okilly dokilly! everyone’s downloaded their copy, right?including your little brother? :0

AC: I wish you hadn’t mentioned Cecil...

AC: Yes, he did. In fact, he wants to be the client!

CG: he diddly does? :D

AC: Yes! His chumhandle is cecilTerwilliger! His own name!!

CG: oh boy! :D

You chuckle. You somehow remember something about this game. It’s likely just the Mandela effect or something like that, but nonetheless you knew how some things worked in the game. Upstairs, you could hear things breaking and Cecil shouting. You can’t remember the last time you laughed so hard.