User blog:Seductive Freddy/Burnard and the great Duck

Burnard.

Burnard went to the store.

Burnard saw a duck at the store.

Burnard and the duck had a battle to the death.

Burnard met Freddy.

Burnard wasn't ready.

Burnard was stuffed into the suit.

Get rekt Burnard.

Then Burnard is a spooky ghost.

Burnard met Balloon Boy.

Burnard smashed BB's in the ground.

BB got rekt.

Burnard got gud.

Then Garnet ripped Burnard out of the suit.

Burnard was saved by Garnet.

Burnard and Garnet are friends.

Burnard is a crystal gem.

Illuminati confirmed.