Nixels (episode)/Transcript

Flain: Welcome welcome to the Infernite kingdom my cragster compadre! So, Seismo, all I got to say is let the rad fun begin!

Seismo: Yeah, Flain! Rad fun! Rad fun!

Flain: And the radness begins on our lava slide! Ready?

Seismo: Lava slide! Lava slide!

Flain: [Places sun tan lotion on the bridge of his nose] Then let's get it on!

Nixel: [Falls from the sky hitting Flain in the head] Nix!

Flain: What the?!

Nixel: Nix, Nix, Nix!

''Flain: Ughh... a nixel. Why you guys always got to nix our fun?''

Nixel: [Points at Flain and Seismo] Nixels! [raspberrys] Nixels! [creates gesture of thumbs up] Heeh...

Flain: I don't think so!

Nixel: [hits Flain again] Nix!

Flain: Dude, quit it! [Nixel repeatedly hits Flain] Cease the lameness.

[The nixel attempts to nibble Seismo's foot, forcing Seismo to kick it off]

Annoyed Nixel: [Crashes into rock] Nix! ''[Whistles. A horde of nixels pop up surrounding the two mixels]''

Flain: Pull out the cubit, pull out the cubit, pull out the cubit! [Seismo pulls out cubit] Hah! Let's mix up a...

Nixel: [Knocks cubit out of Seismo's hand] NIX!

Flain: Oh Shnixel!

[The nixel swarm jumps on Seismo and Flain, repeatedly knocking them into a state of near helplessness.]

Flain: We got to find the cubit!

Seismo: No see cubit!

''[A nixel laughs in the background with the cubit in its hands maniacally laughing. Flain and Seismo pounce the nixel and touch the cubit somewhat fearfully, an a nimbostratus cloud appears. A bolt of lighting crashes, mixing Seismo and Flain into Flain/Seismo Mix]''

Flain/Seismo Mix: Oh, yeah! Let's get mixel!

''[The nixel swarm screams fearfully as Flain/Seismo Mix stomps to the ground with his foot ablaze. Every nixel is wiped out and eventually, the lava slide is "upgraded."]''

Flain: Super ginormous ultimate lava slide!

Seismo: Rad fun! rad fun!

Mini Nixel: [Hits Seismo in the face] Nix!

Flain: You got to be kidding me!

Mini Nixel: [swings fist at mixels] Nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix! [raspberrys] [Seismo steps on the nixel] Nix nix! Nix nix! Nix nix!

Nixel: Nix! Nix! Nix nix nix! Nix! Nix! Nix nix nix!!!