Thread:ZootyCutie/@comment-25228383-20170810132543/@comment-25228383-20171009031742

BUT IT'S MIKE-FRICKING-MYERS!! D:<

I COULD FIND A FLIPPIN' DANA CARVEY X READER IN A SNAP BUT

I CAN'T FIND MESELF A GOOD OL' WAYNE CAMPBELL FOR ME, CAN'T I?! I CAN WRITE ME OWN FIC, BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE SO SATISFYING, EH?! YA GOTTA THINK 'BOUT 'EM AND STAY FRU-STUR-AY-TED DOIN' SO!

wow i just went off so many tangents right there oh my god