Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26305983-20160619171411/@comment-27168906-20160720123341

If you vote for me, I promise you a seven day weekend and state issue mobility scooters.

I'll replace the water supply with soda, and the sidewalks with conveyor belts, AND I'll make pizza delivery the fourth emergency service.

Then all i have to do is put it on the internet.