User blog:MattDet/Russian Mixels Script Rewrites

These are the results of taking transcripts into Google Translate and translating them to Russian and then back into English. Listen to this as you try to read and memorize them with your best intepretation of a Russian accent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfe6T8pWeL4&feature=player_detailpage#t=3279

First: High Five.

[He opens with the title and getting crushed Chomley Krav High Five.] Chomly: High five! [Chomly laughs] Chomly: More! [Krav said Cubit. Krav Slumbo and stir and begin to High Five Chomly several times until he laughs again, but this time manicaly.] Chomly: Yes, yes, yes, yes, YEEES !! (Flips the magazine to get behind him.) MORE! (Back to it.) Slumbo: No more Cubits. Chomly: I got one! (Takes Cubit mouth.) MORE! [Krav Slumbo catch and elbow in shock and Murp, Murp struggling to stay balanced and pulled one of his hands in vain.] Chomly: High five! High five! High fi- (Murp land on Chomly, resume talking in a daze.) Noooo moooore ...

Second: Pothole.

[Zaptor Vulk and go down the sidewalk.] Zaptor: So he said: "Do not take any wooden Nixels!" [Both laugh, Zaptor drops something and squeals. Go so far, there are potholes on the road.] Zaptor: (jumps out of a pothole, switch itself) that give IT pothole HEEEERRRRE?! (Indicates a pothole.) This is a serious security hazzzzzzard! I just fell into it! Like this! (Walking in place, a trip to a pothole) have de-DO DO do do do do ... Wow! Even if you (points to Vulk, Vulk grows surprised.) Can get into it! Like this! (Pushes Vulk a pothole, Vulk softly cries.) Each Mixel, young and old, is under threat! And (accidentally knocks Vulk back into a pothole.) In addition, unzzzightly spoil our beautiful and expensive to be protected landzzzzcape! Vulk: (Still a pothole, raising Infernite / Electroid elbow) Let's mix it up to fix it. Zaptor: (zaps your own) Yes! Vulk and Zaptor: Mix! [Both pulled in organ music and mix. Mix rubs his hands on the lightning rod and puts them on a pothole, causing a huge explosion, destroying the entire background, leaving him completely white, except for the scorch marks where the pothole was.] Zaptor: Well, look at this! No more pothole! We have fixed it! Vulk: With its mix! [Zaptor and Vulk high five and continue walking.] Zaptor: So, two Mixels Nixel and go to a juice bar ...