Talk:Torts/@comment-75.243.186.85-20140414144749/@comment-73.36.251.15-20140912003649

Maybe it's light speed time travel.

I could just imagine Torts in a time machine with one or more mixel from each tribe. Torts would be wagging his arms up and down frantically, screaming WWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

When Torts gets out of the time machine, he stumbles around, wobbly, sick, and dizzy. A few seconds after he gets out, he clamps his hands on his mouth to avoid puking on everything, then runs away, then you can hear Torts making barfing sounds in the background.