User blog:Hyperealistic Gaben/STUPID GLOWKIE DISTORTION FANFIC.

Note: This is not a rip-off of the Orbitons one. It's a little thing called inspiration.

One day, the Glowkies were practicing for the next light show. Actually, Boogly & Globert were mad at Vampos for not being cute. THAT'S VERY NICE OF THEM! So, Vampos tried to look cute by slamming the door in his face multiple times, but he actually was doing a ritual that consists of slamming your face in the door and expecting to look cute, but you distort and make Golden Freddy noises.

Vampos soon came out to find the Glowkies. He came up to some Nixels as they were walking out of their shells and walking back in just to fall down as usual. The Nixels were stupid so they thought that Vampos was a Nixel and started chasing him for no reason.

Globert & Boogly were standing and drinking water. The Nixels were coming to them and Boogly screamed because of Vampos. BECAUSE VAMPOS. Globert jumped onto Boogly and pulled his antennas and ran away form Vampos because he was ugly. The Nixels were chasing for no reason.