User blog:Tiketz Simulator 2016/SPIZEH KILLS COBRAKS

What did you like best?

A) ZOMG MOAR UNNRTAL REFERNZ!!!!1!1!11!!11!11!

B) Mistew is teh won

C) OKEY RETURNS

(Interview with Busdo)

Me: Thank you for joining us on this special edition of Miksls. Now I didn't wanna spoil the surprise, but we have a very special guest joining us today.

[pan to Busdo while audience applauds] Why don't you introduce yourself?

Busdo: Hey dude, the names Busdo wassup man how's it goin how you doin dude sup

Me: And I am to understand that you are here to promote your new album, uh, "Blu 'n' Tru"

Busdo: Yo, uh, here's-here's all you gotta know I did a lot of crazy stuff I was a crazy guy you know I uh broke alot of couches, I hurt alot a people. You dude listen up listen up, I was a bad guy dude I was a bad egg, you know. Used to go and hurt people with my hands physically, used to tack em in the eyes n stuff. But now Im changed. Im a good guy now Im a good egg. I was in a dark place man I was in a dark dark place. I got the force you know whenever I feel like I wanna be crazy and screem or something I just gotta calm down dude.

Me: If there was a message to be taken from all of this, what kind of advice would you give?

Busdo: I was there, I was where you are now dude. If I got in a fight again, dog died got hit by a car, dad puts a cigarette under your brain, I know what its like man I know whats its liketo be there. You feel like looking down and your eyes bluge out cause you see those cookironis sitting there and start licking your lips and you think you can just take em and start eatin em dude, its like I say; anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads back to anger again its a big thing. You can check out my new Youtube channel BlueBoys, we do all kinds of crazy stuff theres like uh crazy prank videos

[cut to clip of LEGO Busdo getting smashed with a shoe rapidly and the title reading "busdo gets owned"]

Me: Absolutely inspirational.