Thread:ZootyCutie/@comment-25228383-20170810132543/@comment-25228383-20170827213624

SO YOU GOT THIS YOUNG GIRL AND SHE'S IN 2017 AT SCHOOL BASIC STUFF

BUT SHE'S REALLY FRICKEN TIRED OF ANNOYING TRENDS AND DYING CELEBRITIES AND STUFF

HOW DOES SHE FIX IT?

WITH THE MOST REALISTIC AND RATIONAL OPTION,

TIME TRAVEL!

So what does she use it for?

Concerts, Backstage passes, and participating in important stuff.

The thing is that she can't go to the future and she can't stop the deaths of people in the places she goes to because of the alternation of timelines. So she can't take a bullet for John Lennon or give him a bulletproof vest. Or warn David Bowie about liver cancer. Or really do anything to help the 27 club.

She's really good in history class, though.