User blog:Hyperealistic Gaben/CONSPIRACY THEORY: What is the Flexers Max really based on?

Guys, I think I just figured out Mixels' greatest secret. Hold onto your mind, because it'll probably explode.

There are three Mixels in the Flexers Max. Half of 3 is 1.5. Remove the period from 1.5, and things will make sense. It should look like 1 5. Wait. 1. 5. 1. 5. 1... 5... KRADER IS A SERIES 1 MIXEL, KAMZO IS A SERIES 5 MIXEL. THEY BOTH HAVE BIG HANDS!

...But who else has big hands? That's right. Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs has BIG MEATY CLAWS! Meat can be a type of food. The water chestnut is a type of food. There's water on top of the head of a Kappa. There is a Kappa-based mountain in Super Mario World. Super Mario World is part of the Mario Franchise. Mario is the main character in Super Mario Sunshine. Mario has BIG MEATY CLAWS that can be used to murder toads and punch people that he saves for not giving him cake. Coincidence, I think yes. Mr. Krabs has BIG MEATY CLAAAAWWWWSSS, just like Mario. Mr. Krabs is a crustacean. There is a dude that's name is based on the word crustacean in Splatoon. Splatoon is highly based on marine life, and shooting goop to make Mario clean it up all the time. The Flexers are based on Marine life. Kraw is based on a crustacean. Crustacean. Crustacean. Wait...

Uh-oh. We might have been lied to. IT WAS THE MAN HIMSELF WHO WAS BEHIND ALL OF THIS- CRUSTY SEAN! THE FLEXERS MAX WAS CRUSTY SEAN ALL ALONG! THIS EXPLAINS SPLATOON'S CONCEPT. CRUSTY SEAN TOOK ROLE OF THE FLEXERS MAX AND SOON STARRED IN HIS OWN GAME THAT HE INSPIRED- SPLATOON!!!

But wait.

This can only mean one thing.

CAP'N CUTTLEFISH IS THE TRUE LEADER OF THE FLEXERS.