User blog:Seductive Freddy/Chilbo's True Facts

We all know that Chilbo is an expert at facts and statistics. Dribbal is a moron. That's right I said it. Chibo has given me a list of facts that are absolutely true and he wanted me to share them with you guys.
 * 1) Rats cannot throw up.
 * 2) 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
 * 3) The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands.
 * 4) Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.
 * 5) Dental floss has superb tensile strength.
 * 6) The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four.
 * 7) Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long.
 * 8) In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.
 * 9) Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.
 * 10) You will be dead soon.
 * 11) Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.
 * 12) The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years.
 * 13) Fact: Space does not exist.
 * 14) Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material.
 * 15) The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.
 * 1) The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.